{"title":"Sticker Packs","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"you-were-always-going-to-be-a-field-agent-5-stickers","title":"You Were Always Going to Be a Field Agent (5 Stickers)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eyou know we're cool. we know we're cool. the problem is the general public remains completely, tragically, almost impressively unaware of our existence. this is not acceptable. we've thought about it and decided it's your problem now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ehere's how this works. five dollars. five gas station sushi stickers. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003edesigns are curated by us. we will choose well. we always choose well.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e you already know this. you take these stickers and you place them somewhere that matters. somewhere that will be seen. somewhere that makes a stranger stop and think \"what is that and why do I feel like I've always known it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003enearby, a small gnome will be standing very still. he has been there for a while. he is not sure how long. he is thinking about the eye on the envelope he received last week and why he feels like it knows something about him specifically. he does not have an order number. this is his only regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eyou document this. you send us the photo. you send us your order number. you do not explain yourself. you simply send it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ewe will respond by sending you free stickers and free goodies worth considerably more than the five dollars you spent. we will also cover shipping because we are not monsters. we are simply a sticker brand with an agenda and a very specific vision for how the next few months are going to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ethe public must become aware. this is a group effort now. you are a field agent. you were always going to be a field agent. you just didn't know it yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ethe gnome already knew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003etag us on insta or tiktok. Throw us a skeet on bsky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003efive bucks. go.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gas Station Sushi","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41708338086021,"sku":"GSS-FIELD-5PK","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/0121\/3829\/files\/20260613_153032.jpg?v=1781496629"}],"url":"https:\/\/gasstationsushi.ink\/collections\/sticker-packs.oembed","provider":"Gas Station Sushi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}