{"product_id":"die-mad-about-it","title":"Die Mad About It","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eeveryone dies mad about something. this is just information, not an opinion. you can be gracious about it your whole life and still go out irritated that the parking never got easier, that no one loaded the dishwasher right, that they never fixed the thing they said they'd fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ethe sticker isn't cruel about this. it's just accurate. it's the friend who tells you the truth at the dinner party instead of after you've left. it's already made peace with the fact that you haven't made peace with it yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ethis is the sticker for people who've stopped pretending acceptance is coming, and started finding that funny instead of frightening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003estatistically, you will. so might as well pick the font.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eweatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast the argument you were having when you saw this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gas Station Sushi","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41746319310981,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/0121\/3829\/files\/diemadaboutit.png?v=1783197481","url":"https:\/\/gasstationsushi.ink\/products\/die-mad-about-it","provider":"Gas Station Sushi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}