{"product_id":"i-heart-curbs","title":"I Heart Curbs","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eit's not subtle. it's not supposed to be. a heart, a dagger, straight through - the same shape every valentine's card has been drawing for years, just finally honest about what it's always meant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ecurbs don't care that you love them. curbs have never cared about anything. that's exactly why this works. you can throw the whole heart at something and it will still just sit there being a curb, and somehow that's the appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ethis is the sticker for people who know the difference between loving something and it loving you back, and made peace with picking the first one anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eweatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast whatever's currently scraping your rim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gas Station Sushi","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41746338611333,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/0121\/3829\/files\/iheartcurbs.png?v=1783202328","url":"https:\/\/gasstationsushi.ink\/products\/i-heart-curbs","provider":"Gas Station Sushi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}