Future Family Annihilator

every family annihilator was somebody's favorite before they were the headline. the neighbors always say the same thing afterward: quiet, kept to themselves, seemed fine. that's not an accident. that's called planning ahead.

this isn't a threat, this is a preview. the green heart is doing a lot of heavy lifting here - soft color, cute font, extremely calm font choice for what's coming. the sticker knows what it's promising .

this is the sticker for people who've already decided how the family tree ends, and just needed something cute to put on a car about it.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast the investigation.

6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.