Gender? I Hardly Know 'Er

A timeless question, posed elegantly, answered immediately. Gender? Never met her. Don't know her. Couldn't pick her out of a lineup. The classical portrait says this is a matter of great philosophical weight. The pink script says we're absolutely not taking it seriously. Both are correct.

Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and dishwasher-safe — because your identity crisis deserves to survive a car wash. 6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. No AI was used in the creation of this design. All designs are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.