Save a horse, get a vasectomy

that gun's been up in the air the whole time and it hasn't fired once. neither has he, come to think of it - not for a while, not since he made the appointment. the horse doesn't know that yet. the horse just thinks it's a really enthusiastic ride.

somewhere out there is a cowboy who finally understood that "shooting blanks" could be a lifestyle choice instead of a punchline at his own expense, and he framed the whole thing as a western instead.

this is the sticker for people who took "save a horse" a little more literally than the song intended.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast the horse, honestly, at this point.

6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.