Emotional support girlfriend

she's not decorative. she's load-bearing.

she's the reason you remembered the appointment existed, let alone made it there on time. the reason the email finally got sent instead of sitting in drafts for nine days, half-written, radiating guilt. the reason you ate something with actual nutrients in it this week instead of standing in front of the open fridge for four minutes and closing it again.

nobody puts that on a resume. nobody gives out an award for it. there's no plaque for "kept a whole person functional through sheer proximity and patience."

so this is the plaque.

emotional support girlfriend. not a hobby. not a bit. a job she didn't apply for and does anyway, every day, without being asked twice.

this one's for her - for doing the quiet, unglamorous, absolutely essential work of keeping someone else's life from falling apart. and it's for you too, for knowing exactly what you have and not taking it for granted.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. she deserves that, and a lot more than a sticker - but this is a start.

6.66% of this order was donated to The Satanic Temple.
hand-printed in Denver, CO.
no AI. all chaos.