I Got My Ass Ate at Disney World

The happiest place on Earth. You paid $200 for a churro and stood in line for three hours and somehow it was still worth it. No regrets. You know what you did and you'd do it again.

Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and dishwasher-safe — built to outlast the memory and the shame. Features a Paw Patrol logo stolen from the internet and deployed without remorse, as God intended. 6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. No AI was used in the creation of this design. All designs are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.