I Heart Curbs

it's not subtle. it's not supposed to be. a heart, a dagger, straight through - the same shape every valentine's card has been drawing for years, just finally honest about what it's always meant.

curbs don't care that you love them. curbs have never cared about anything. that's exactly why this works. you can throw the whole heart at something and it will still just sit there being a curb, and somehow that's the appeal.

this is the sticker for people who know the difference between loving something and it loving you back, and made peace with picking the first one anyway.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast whatever's currently scraping your rim.

6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.