In front of a live studio audience

nobody warns you that the worst moments of your life will have an audience. there's no laugh track cue, no producer yelling cut, just you, fully exposed, doing the thing you'll think about at 2am for the next decade, while everyone watches like it's scheduled programming.

it wasn't private. it was never going to be private. somewhere there's a version of the universe with a studio audience gasping in unison, and you're the reason they're gasping, and the worst part is you can still hear them.

this is the sticker for people who've had at least one moment go so wrong it felt staged, and made peace with being the episode everyone remembers.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast the secondhand embarrassment.

6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.