My Bullies Were Right

turns out the playground had better instincts than every well-meaning adult who told you "they're just jealous" or "kids are cruel, ignore them." they weren't jealous. they were, weirdly, ahead of the curve. rude about it, sure. also correct.

nobody likes admitting their bullies were onto something, but here we are, several years and one very expensive therapy bill later, agreeing with fifth graders.

this is the sticker for people who took the long way around to a fact that mean nine-year-olds somehow already knew.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast anyone still surprised by this.

6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.