My other car is also a car

my other car is also a car.

not a Porsche. not a boat. not some flex about a garage you don't have. just... a car. another one. also a car.

it's the format everyone recognizes - the bragging bumper sticker, the "my other car is a [something impressive]" energy - except nothing happens. no punchline arrives. no twist. the sentence just quietly confirms something you already knew and then stops talking.

there's a version of humor that works by giving you nothing, on purpose, with total confidence. this is that. put it on the car. the one you have. the only one.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. as unremarkable as promised.

6.66% of this order was donated to The Satanic Temple.
hand-printed in Denver, CO.
no AI. all chaos.