Real Women Hit Curbs

real women have curves, sure, fine, everyone's heard that one. but nobody talks about the ones who took the corner a little too confident, a little too certain the curb would move first. it didn't. it never does.

there's a kind of woman who doesn't apologize for the scrape on the rim. she considers it evidence. she considers it a personality trait. she was never trying to parallel park so much as she was trying to make a statement, and the statement got made.

this is the sticker for people who drive like they've already decided the curb was asking for it.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast the alignment you're overdue for.

6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.