Steve asked me to say "Fuck" less

Steve asked me to say "fuck" less.

I have not said "fuck" less. I have, however, thought about Steve's request every single time I said "fuck," which some might call growth.

this one's for the person mid HR conversation about their language, nodding along, already planning to completely ignore it. for the friend group where somebody's always playing Steve. for the version of self improvement that starts strong and ends about four hours later.

it's not defiance exactly. it's just honesty about how these things usually go.

weatherproof. UV resistant. dishwasher safe. Steve would not approve.

6.66% of this order was donated to The Satanic Temple.
hand-printed in Denver, CO.
no AI. all chaos.