Unhinged and Thriving

there's a version of "thriving" that involves green juice and a morning routine. this is not that version. this is the version where you got the diagnosis, read the paperwork, and decided the paperwork was actually kind of a vibe.

board certified isn't a joke, it's a flex. someone with a license looked at the whole situation and signed off on it. that's not chaos, that's credentialed chaos, and credentialed chaos gets to put it on a sticker.

this is the sticker for people who stopped trying to seem fine and started seem interesting instead.

weatherproof. UV-resistant. dishwasher-safe. will outlast the wellness girlies who peaked at "just breathe."

6.66% of every order is donated to The Satanic Temple. no AI was used in the creation of this design. all stickers are hand-printed and made to order in Denver, Colorado.